On a rainy Sunday in the summertime
Newton was racing against Einstein

Newton on his hybrid contraption
is able to ride with minimal friction
just to prove that his theory isn’t silly
but of course, when it gets hilly
he has to take a big swing
cause mass is a delicate thing

Einstein is not as creative
As the fastest time is only relative
Newton likes to take centre stage
As his umbrella grasp is highly praised
But even on his battered old cruiser
Einstein won’t end up the loser

Did he hide a motor in its frame?
No, the power of his logic puts all to shame
Even if you are the most aerodynamic fella
You just can’t cycle with an open umbrella.

Translation: Trevor Scarse